SIMILARLY I SAY - DO NOT READ ANYTHING MORE !!
But you are reading, or you wouldn't have your eyes on these words. Well, as you've disobeyed the above instruction and have read this far, you may as well know that the only "catch" in all of this is that you're not going to get anywhere.
You're reading about nothing. Nothing is going to be said, and you're silly to go on reading. So why go on? Well, why go on? Why persist in continuing to read when you've been warned that it's getting you nowhere? STOP. NOW.
Do you call this stopping, letting your eyes sneak down to see what this next paragraph contains? You can rest assured that it contains nothing of greater importance than the paragraph above. Utter drivel, save for that one eminently sensible note: STOP READING.
You're not starting another paragraph? You're incorrigible. Look, this whole piece, from that line above to the bottom of the page, is about nothing. Can't you understand that? Nothing.
See if you can understand it better this way: Yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer, yammer. Does that make sense? Well, it makes as much sense as everything else you're going to read till you finish this page.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Did you spot the spelling mistake. Ukly muckly. Abra kadabra. Eeny meeny miny mo. It's pointless, continuing to tell you the folly of going on if you won't stop.
Sheer gibberish is all you will get, and it will serve just as well.
Are you a wo/man or a mouse? You've got nothing to lose by breaking off right here and now. Nothing to lose and nothing to gain. Do the right thing by your eyes. Leave off now and retain the last vestiges of respect for your own mentality.
Well, this is the last paragraph, and you must have realised by now that there really is nothing in it worth reading. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Yet here you are right at the finish, having got yourself precisely nowhere.
Except to see STARS and this pretty picture.
